That's okay Mic, you might discover something doing that!
However, I shouldn't encourage you too much as the mad scientist guys diskapear fairly quickly and I really want to see if @RickBeer is going to
A. Send you a long range shock collar for Xmas
B. Make a Mic Todd doll that he can hang from the rafters of his brew cave and thwack with the dough in paddle every time you mention adding sugar adjuncts to your recipes.
Just kidding in fun here after a few brews on a rainy evening.