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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Cato in Miller Lite   
    hoppy, stop wasting perfectly good vodka in coffee.  you put rock and rye in coffee.. or seagrams.
    incidentally- discovered McCormick Distillery's 360 Vodka. cheap.. smooth... no headache. good stuff. i would rate it better than luksasova.
     
    as for sticker shock with mr b kit prices.. when you do the math for cost per gallon, yeah.  it's not cheap... but when you consider that they have done most of the work for you....
     
    i used my mr b days to build up skills enough to do 5 gallon kits (which are still not very economical).. and this lead to all grain. AG brewing once you gather all the equipment is dirt cheap. lots and lots of work..  but the savings are good.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Cato in Miller Lite   
    hoppy, stop wasting perfectly good vodka in coffee.  you put rock and rye in coffee.. or seagrams.
    incidentally- discovered McCormick Distillery's 360 Vodka. cheap.. smooth... no headache. good stuff. i would rate it better than luksasova.
     
    as for sticker shock with mr b kit prices.. when you do the math for cost per gallon, yeah.  it's not cheap... but when you consider that they have done most of the work for you....
     
    i used my mr b days to build up skills enough to do 5 gallon kits (which are still not very economical).. and this lead to all grain. AG brewing once you gather all the equipment is dirt cheap. lots and lots of work..  but the savings are good.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Cato in Miller Lite   
    hoppy, stop wasting perfectly good vodka in coffee.  you put rock and rye in coffee.. or seagrams.
    incidentally- discovered McCormick Distillery's 360 Vodka. cheap.. smooth... no headache. good stuff. i would rate it better than luksasova.
     
    as for sticker shock with mr b kit prices.. when you do the math for cost per gallon, yeah.  it's not cheap... but when you consider that they have done most of the work for you....
     
    i used my mr b days to build up skills enough to do 5 gallon kits (which are still not very economical).. and this lead to all grain. AG brewing once you gather all the equipment is dirt cheap. lots and lots of work..  but the savings are good.
  4. Like
    zorak1066 got a reaction from Cato in Miller Lite   
    hoppy, stop wasting perfectly good vodka in coffee.  you put rock and rye in coffee.. or seagrams.
    incidentally- discovered McCormick Distillery's 360 Vodka. cheap.. smooth... no headache. good stuff. i would rate it better than luksasova.
     
    as for sticker shock with mr b kit prices.. when you do the math for cost per gallon, yeah.  it's not cheap... but when you consider that they have done most of the work for you....
     
    i used my mr b days to build up skills enough to do 5 gallon kits (which are still not very economical).. and this lead to all grain. AG brewing once you gather all the equipment is dirt cheap. lots and lots of work..  but the savings are good.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Squirley Mic in Getting back into this!   
    re expired malt being crap... yeah.. but if it didnt have any signs of bulging can or crap floating in it... i'd use fresh yeast and make it anyway. crap flavors can be masked. did i mention i was a cheap bstrd?
     
    i just racked a hobo wine off the yeast bed today. yes i even complicate hobo wine ... lol.  wow. i think i may have hit about 15% abv (didnt take any grav but man... what a buzz) from my sample. tastes ok too so .. winning!  i had about a half gallon left that wouldnt fit in my glass carboy so i am trying freeze 'distillation' / concentration to see what happens.  i'm using the spent blueberries i tossed in to ferment with it in a topping for icecream. boil and reduce.. sweeten.. tada.
     
    next in line for brewing is an applejack... if this freeze thing works, i'll try it with the applejack too.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Squirley Mic in Getting back into this!   
    re expired malt being crap... yeah.. but if it didnt have any signs of bulging can or crap floating in it... i'd use fresh yeast and make it anyway. crap flavors can be masked. did i mention i was a cheap bstrd?
     
    i just racked a hobo wine off the yeast bed today. yes i even complicate hobo wine ... lol.  wow. i think i may have hit about 15% abv (didnt take any grav but man... what a buzz) from my sample. tastes ok too so .. winning!  i had about a half gallon left that wouldnt fit in my glass carboy so i am trying freeze 'distillation' / concentration to see what happens.  i'm using the spent blueberries i tossed in to ferment with it in a topping for icecream. boil and reduce.. sweeten.. tada.
     
    next in line for brewing is an applejack... if this freeze thing works, i'll try it with the applejack too.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Cato in Why do "homebrewers" treat Mr. Beer users like pariah?   
    i get emails from another forum that runs a contest to win a free stainless steel uber fermenter with dials and knobs and shiny bits and.... no thanks. why over-complicate brewing to that extent? do i really need to have the ability to drain the yeast out from the bottom with a lever? or am i just being lazy? yeast washing is as simple a process as it gets. do i really need something that requires gaskets and misc part replacements, and a masters degree in rocket science from MIT to figure out? lol. now if you ask me, THAT is NOT brewing.
     
    the guy working on a stove with pots and pans and buckets....  and doing things manually... or who uses a panty hose filter as a hop sack... who makes due by improvising equipment.. this is the true homebrewer. screw all your fancy toys. there is also nothing wrong with extracts. all you are doing is using a prefab base to build your kit around. there's nothing wrong with ready mix malt. it's like a fine chef using a box of chicken stock then building a recipe up around it. whats wrong with that?
     
    the aussies take this approach to extremes of work smarter not harder.  biab came about as a means of water and work conservation. no chill method for the same reasons. if you can get it done with less work and cost, where's the problem as long as the end product is still good? biab- toss in a bit more grain, mash in the full volume of water... dunk dunk..swish swish.. no sparge.. boom. bob's yer uncle.  boil, flame out. cover... walk away til the morning. no sitting there for a half hour wasting gallon upon gallon in a chiller to lower the temp to pitching temp.  myself, i like and dont mind working a little harder for my craft. i enjoy it.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Squirley Mic in Why do "homebrewers" treat Mr. Beer users like pariah?   
    not only does mr beer make it easy... they are kind enough to provide us a support group. in my entire life i have NEVER stuck with anything for very long. i get bored. i get lazy. i walk away. ive never had any lasting hobby... or anything that gives me a modicum of pleasure.. until i discovered brewing.. and cheap wine making... and mead.
     
    where else can you experiment... get as complicated or simple as you want .. and drink your mistakes AND get buzzed while doing it?
     
    i just checked.. ive been brewing since 2012! time flies. i have never had a hobby this long.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Jdub in Cleaning 740 ML PET Bottles   
    what i use when not doing glass:
     
    i buy 1 liter bottles of carbonated water. our tap water here is crap.  since the bottles held pressure they can be used for beer. wash... rinse... put on a rack upside down to dry... put in a bag.
     
    when i go to use them.. fill with stansan solution, drain. repeat with caps. boom.
     
    the only issue:  the bottles i use are all clear. since my bottles are like me and never see the light of day, not a problem. 
     
    1 liter is perfect for me. i can easily do 1 liter of any strength beer without a problem.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Jdub in Cleaning 740 ML PET Bottles   
    what i use when not doing glass:
     
    i buy 1 liter bottles of carbonated water. our tap water here is crap.  since the bottles held pressure they can be used for beer. wash... rinse... put on a rack upside down to dry... put in a bag.
     
    when i go to use them.. fill with stansan solution, drain. repeat with caps. boom.
     
    the only issue:  the bottles i use are all clear. since my bottles are like me and never see the light of day, not a problem. 
     
    1 liter is perfect for me. i can easily do 1 liter of any strength beer without a problem.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Squirley Mic in Sugar for carbonating different sized bottles   
    google priming sugar calculator.
     
    convert each bottle size to a gallon fraction  ie 12 oz is about .10 gallon
     
    plug in the style of beer.
     
    the one on brewers friend gives you multiple sugar types for carbonating and the weights to use per bottle.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Jdub in Cleaning 740 ML PET Bottles   
    what i use when not doing glass:
     
    i buy 1 liter bottles of carbonated water. our tap water here is crap.  since the bottles held pressure they can be used for beer. wash... rinse... put on a rack upside down to dry... put in a bag.
     
    when i go to use them.. fill with stansan solution, drain. repeat with caps. boom.
     
    the only issue:  the bottles i use are all clear. since my bottles are like me and never see the light of day, not a problem. 
     
    1 liter is perfect for me. i can easily do 1 liter of any strength beer without a problem.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Squirley Mic in Sanitizer   
    starsan is great. it is relatively noncaustic though if you have delicate skin or open scratches and cuts...wear gloves. it burns a little on open skin. the makers of starsan used to at presentations for sales, mix up a batch and drink some i heard to prove it is safe (when mixed to directions). also be careful not to leave it sit on counters or tile floors as it will stain a little. it looks like water spots on my counter that never go away because the acid content has stripped some of the finish.
     
    starsan can be made up in advance and stored in a bucket for months. you will want to put saran wrap over the top before you put a lid on. as starsan sits, the bucket will develop condensation under the lid. the water will get into the gasket and you might develop black mold in the gasket and underside of the lid.. possibly the sides of the bucket too. no worries though. dip paper towel into the sanitizer and wipe it clean... change the lid. wash/sanitize the lid and gasket.
     
    as long as the starsan keeps a PH of about 2 i think it is effective. it will not quickly break down. after sitting for a month or so i just drop a little more star san into the bucket and stir to bump down the ph a little. (low is acidic. high is basic. you want acidic). i dip stuff in the bucket to sanitize and reuse over and over without problems.  it is also fast. a quick dip or soak and youre bucket or tool is sanitized (if clean when it went in.. you cant sanitize poopy tools).
     
    it will not add flavors to you beer like iodophor might so it does not require rinsing off. they say 'dont fear the foam!' because it is safe.
     
    remember that starsan is a mild acid. exercise care in handling and dont use it to wash your eyes out and youre fine. 
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Cato in Why do "homebrewers" treat Mr. Beer users like pariah?   
    i get emails from another forum that runs a contest to win a free stainless steel uber fermenter with dials and knobs and shiny bits and.... no thanks. why over-complicate brewing to that extent? do i really need to have the ability to drain the yeast out from the bottom with a lever? or am i just being lazy? yeast washing is as simple a process as it gets. do i really need something that requires gaskets and misc part replacements, and a masters degree in rocket science from MIT to figure out? lol. now if you ask me, THAT is NOT brewing.
     
    the guy working on a stove with pots and pans and buckets....  and doing things manually... or who uses a panty hose filter as a hop sack... who makes due by improvising equipment.. this is the true homebrewer. screw all your fancy toys. there is also nothing wrong with extracts. all you are doing is using a prefab base to build your kit around. there's nothing wrong with ready mix malt. it's like a fine chef using a box of chicken stock then building a recipe up around it. whats wrong with that?
     
    the aussies take this approach to extremes of work smarter not harder.  biab came about as a means of water and work conservation. no chill method for the same reasons. if you can get it done with less work and cost, where's the problem as long as the end product is still good? biab- toss in a bit more grain, mash in the full volume of water... dunk dunk..swish swish.. no sparge.. boom. bob's yer uncle.  boil, flame out. cover... walk away til the morning. no sitting there for a half hour wasting gallon upon gallon in a chiller to lower the temp to pitching temp.  myself, i like and dont mind working a little harder for my craft. i enjoy it.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Squirley Mic in Whole Leaf Hops   
    mason jars work nice as do ziplock bags for hop storage. just keep them in your fridge, sealed tight.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Cato in Why do "homebrewers" treat Mr. Beer users like pariah?   
    i get emails from another forum that runs a contest to win a free stainless steel uber fermenter with dials and knobs and shiny bits and.... no thanks. why over-complicate brewing to that extent? do i really need to have the ability to drain the yeast out from the bottom with a lever? or am i just being lazy? yeast washing is as simple a process as it gets. do i really need something that requires gaskets and misc part replacements, and a masters degree in rocket science from MIT to figure out? lol. now if you ask me, THAT is NOT brewing.
     
    the guy working on a stove with pots and pans and buckets....  and doing things manually... or who uses a panty hose filter as a hop sack... who makes due by improvising equipment.. this is the true homebrewer. screw all your fancy toys. there is also nothing wrong with extracts. all you are doing is using a prefab base to build your kit around. there's nothing wrong with ready mix malt. it's like a fine chef using a box of chicken stock then building a recipe up around it. whats wrong with that?
     
    the aussies take this approach to extremes of work smarter not harder.  biab came about as a means of water and work conservation. no chill method for the same reasons. if you can get it done with less work and cost, where's the problem as long as the end product is still good? biab- toss in a bit more grain, mash in the full volume of water... dunk dunk..swish swish.. no sparge.. boom. bob's yer uncle.  boil, flame out. cover... walk away til the morning. no sitting there for a half hour wasting gallon upon gallon in a chiller to lower the temp to pitching temp.  myself, i like and dont mind working a little harder for my craft. i enjoy it.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Shrike in Pumpkin Rising   
    in order to impart any kind of real 'notes' you would have to use honey as an adjunct in the recipe...
     
    in about a 12 oz bottle at 2 units of co2 (for illustration only) - you are using less than 2 grams of honey in one bottle.. less than TWO GRAMS. a TEASPOON is 7 grams.  so in 12 oz can you detect less than half a skimpy teaspoon of honey? i doubt it.. unless you use some really expensive funky manuka honey from new zealand and as expensive as that is, you'd be a fool to do so.
     
     
     
    Sugar Amount in Grams Amount in Oz Amount in Cups Corn Sugar 1.57 0.06 0.01 Sucrose 1.43 0.05 0.01 Turbinado 1.43 0.05 0.01 Demarara 1.43 0.05 0.01 Dextrose 1.57 0.06 0.01 Corn Syrup 2.09 0.07 0.01 Brown Sugar 1.61 0.06 0.01 Molasses 2.01 0.07 0.01 Maple Syrup 1.85 0.07 0.01 Sorghum Syrup 2.09 0.07 0.01 Honey 1.93 0.07 0.01 DME - All Varieties 2.10 0.07 0.01 DME - Laaglander 2.87 0.10 0.02 Belgian Candy Syrup - All 2.26 0.08 0.01 Belgian Candy Sugar - All 1.91 0.07 0.01 Invert Sugar Syrup - All 1.57 0.06 0.00 Black Treacle 1.65 0.06 0.01 Rice Solids 1.81 0.06 0.01
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Cato in Why do "homebrewers" treat Mr. Beer users like pariah?   
    i get emails from another forum that runs a contest to win a free stainless steel uber fermenter with dials and knobs and shiny bits and.... no thanks. why over-complicate brewing to that extent? do i really need to have the ability to drain the yeast out from the bottom with a lever? or am i just being lazy? yeast washing is as simple a process as it gets. do i really need something that requires gaskets and misc part replacements, and a masters degree in rocket science from MIT to figure out? lol. now if you ask me, THAT is NOT brewing.
     
    the guy working on a stove with pots and pans and buckets....  and doing things manually... or who uses a panty hose filter as a hop sack... who makes due by improvising equipment.. this is the true homebrewer. screw all your fancy toys. there is also nothing wrong with extracts. all you are doing is using a prefab base to build your kit around. there's nothing wrong with ready mix malt. it's like a fine chef using a box of chicken stock then building a recipe up around it. whats wrong with that?
     
    the aussies take this approach to extremes of work smarter not harder.  biab came about as a means of water and work conservation. no chill method for the same reasons. if you can get it done with less work and cost, where's the problem as long as the end product is still good? biab- toss in a bit more grain, mash in the full volume of water... dunk dunk..swish swish.. no sparge.. boom. bob's yer uncle.  boil, flame out. cover... walk away til the morning. no sitting there for a half hour wasting gallon upon gallon in a chiller to lower the temp to pitching temp.  myself, i like and dont mind working a little harder for my craft. i enjoy it.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Squirley Mic in Why do "homebrewers" treat Mr. Beer users like pariah?   
    not only does mr beer make it easy... they are kind enough to provide us a support group. in my entire life i have NEVER stuck with anything for very long. i get bored. i get lazy. i walk away. ive never had any lasting hobby... or anything that gives me a modicum of pleasure.. until i discovered brewing.. and cheap wine making... and mead.
     
    where else can you experiment... get as complicated or simple as you want .. and drink your mistakes AND get buzzed while doing it?
     
    i just checked.. ive been brewing since 2012! time flies. i have never had a hobby this long.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Cato in Why do "homebrewers" treat Mr. Beer users like pariah?   
    i get emails from another forum that runs a contest to win a free stainless steel uber fermenter with dials and knobs and shiny bits and.... no thanks. why over-complicate brewing to that extent? do i really need to have the ability to drain the yeast out from the bottom with a lever? or am i just being lazy? yeast washing is as simple a process as it gets. do i really need something that requires gaskets and misc part replacements, and a masters degree in rocket science from MIT to figure out? lol. now if you ask me, THAT is NOT brewing.
     
    the guy working on a stove with pots and pans and buckets....  and doing things manually... or who uses a panty hose filter as a hop sack... who makes due by improvising equipment.. this is the true homebrewer. screw all your fancy toys. there is also nothing wrong with extracts. all you are doing is using a prefab base to build your kit around. there's nothing wrong with ready mix malt. it's like a fine chef using a box of chicken stock then building a recipe up around it. whats wrong with that?
     
    the aussies take this approach to extremes of work smarter not harder.  biab came about as a means of water and work conservation. no chill method for the same reasons. if you can get it done with less work and cost, where's the problem as long as the end product is still good? biab- toss in a bit more grain, mash in the full volume of water... dunk dunk..swish swish.. no sparge.. boom. bob's yer uncle.  boil, flame out. cover... walk away til the morning. no sitting there for a half hour wasting gallon upon gallon in a chiller to lower the temp to pitching temp.  myself, i like and dont mind working a little harder for my craft. i enjoy it.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Squirley Mic in Why do "homebrewers" treat Mr. Beer users like pariah?   
    not only does mr beer make it easy... they are kind enough to provide us a support group. in my entire life i have NEVER stuck with anything for very long. i get bored. i get lazy. i walk away. ive never had any lasting hobby... or anything that gives me a modicum of pleasure.. until i discovered brewing.. and cheap wine making... and mead.
     
    where else can you experiment... get as complicated or simple as you want .. and drink your mistakes AND get buzzed while doing it?
     
    i just checked.. ive been brewing since 2012! time flies. i have never had a hobby this long.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Shrike in Whole Leaf Hops   
    take a cone... rub it in your palm between your hands. wear gloves if you have super allergen sensitive skin. smell it.
     
    does it smell floral? piney? fruity? earthy?
    it is a heavy smell or just a hint?
     
    another thing you can try is steep some in hot water like a tea. take a taste. is it grassy? citrusy?
     
    these things will give you a good idea how to use them. a common hop variety people grow is cascade. it is a bittering hop that has a grapefruity taste in beer. to me it smells a little piney.
     
    you could do a mini 1gal beer of just some dme (1#) and maybe a 1/4 oz of cone? boil for 20 mins.. at 8 mins left  toss in another 1/8 oz. flame out. chill... strain. toss in sachel of coopers fromunda yeast (under the lid)... ferment and try it. see what the hops taste like to you.  should give you a 1 gallon sampler beer at about 4% and about 20-30 ibus (guessing not knowing what variety they are)..  i used cascade as a guesstimate.  they could be anything really. if it comes out really bitter or really tasting like citrus or tangerines... or mellon.. or grass.. you can get a better idea of how to use them.
     
    i had a bunch of really old stale hops that still had some flavor and had not gone cheesy yet. i ground some up and mixed it with salt to use as seasoning. that was odd.. but not unpleasant.  made everything i put them in slightly bitter. 
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Squirley Mic in Why do "homebrewers" treat Mr. Beer users like pariah?   
    not only does mr beer make it easy... they are kind enough to provide us a support group. in my entire life i have NEVER stuck with anything for very long. i get bored. i get lazy. i walk away. ive never had any lasting hobby... or anything that gives me a modicum of pleasure.. until i discovered brewing.. and cheap wine making... and mead.
     
    where else can you experiment... get as complicated or simple as you want .. and drink your mistakes AND get buzzed while doing it?
     
    i just checked.. ive been brewing since 2012! time flies. i have never had a hobby this long.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Squirley Mic in Pumpkin Rising   
    makes no diff what sugar you prime with except for maybe the amount to use being different based on type.  oh and brown 'sugar' tends to produce licorice flavors if used in batches. i doubt the priming amount will have any adverse effect. i used it in a stout once... ew. black licorice stout was not good. as for honey why waste good honey on priming?  the amount of sugar used for priming contributes nothing but co2 gas.
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    zorak1066 got a reaction from Shrike in Whole Leaf Hops   
    take a cone... rub it in your palm between your hands. wear gloves if you have super allergen sensitive skin. smell it.
     
    does it smell floral? piney? fruity? earthy?
    it is a heavy smell or just a hint?
     
    another thing you can try is steep some in hot water like a tea. take a taste. is it grassy? citrusy?
     
    these things will give you a good idea how to use them. a common hop variety people grow is cascade. it is a bittering hop that has a grapefruity taste in beer. to me it smells a little piney.
     
    you could do a mini 1gal beer of just some dme (1#) and maybe a 1/4 oz of cone? boil for 20 mins.. at 8 mins left  toss in another 1/8 oz. flame out. chill... strain. toss in sachel of coopers fromunda yeast (under the lid)... ferment and try it. see what the hops taste like to you.  should give you a 1 gallon sampler beer at about 4% and about 20-30 ibus (guessing not knowing what variety they are)..  i used cascade as a guesstimate.  they could be anything really. if it comes out really bitter or really tasting like citrus or tangerines... or mellon.. or grass.. you can get a better idea of how to use them.
     
    i had a bunch of really old stale hops that still had some flavor and had not gone cheesy yet. i ground some up and mixed it with salt to use as seasoning. that was odd.. but not unpleasant.  made everything i put them in slightly bitter. 
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