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4:00 on July 17th is the release of DOS GUSSYS! Schedule your trip now

Got sent this today

Pretty excited for tomorrow

bad news: Went to get my CO2 tank filled. It needs recertification. So I had to leave it there. No tap beer this weekend i guess went to a plumbing showroom to see if they sell commercial faucets. The fancy kind with the sprayer and all. $800, yeah, no thanks. i just picked up roughly 3.5 gallons of dog poop in anticipation of the 9” of snow thats on the way this weekend. good news: black stones are on sale at wal mart. $175 for the 28” three burner model with a hard cover! Thats a steal my new lodge 12” Preseasoned carbon steel pan arrived today. I did a quick seasoning, fried an egg and it skated across the pan easily. BLTs on the menu tonight!

Well, for the first time I renewed my AHA membership into a three year subscription. I got a free book, a sticker and a carabiner coffee mug. Not to mention the savings in money. Starting the day off well if you ask me

Where do you go when youre a Wisconsin native who hasn’t eating in over a day?

Me: look it wife, I ordered everything on this app for groceries this week. Wife: thats cool, where at? me: woodmans (the furthest store away with the most gigantic beer selection) wife: oh I see whats happening here me: (Smiling) what do you mean???

Not for the easily offended: the flu 2019 timeline 1230 pm yesterday: running to the bathroom (What the hell did I eat?) 1245 & 100: running to the bathroom. Now I know what it is. I texted the wife right away. Stay away, I have the flu get home from work around 130, more toilet time and I decided I needed a shower before I crawl in bed for the rest of the day. Cant do it, the shower made me dizzy. I retreated back to bed in just my skibbies until I realized i was freezing. 330: theres a knife in my stomach. Any attempts at standing result in a 30 second timer until eruption. Now the walls have been breached and its a balancing act between sharing toilet time with my head and my southern region. Gallons, freaking gallons of pure clear water are pouring out of me. 540: same as 330 but now i dont have anything else to give. Dry heaving is the new norm however I still managed to splash over the oversized chip bowl and onto my arm. 7:00: calming down, i think I actually slept for a bit there. Sips of water are actually staying down. Puking has stopped 1:00 am: my body has nothing left to give up. Its been 17 hours since ive eaten. 9:00 today: like nothing ever happened. I feel great. I smell like shit but I feel great. Still haven’t eaten, its been 25 hours but my God do I feel so much better!