Jump to content
Mr.Beer Community

Creeps McLane

Community Members
  • Content Count

    4,853
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    314

Creeps McLane last won the day on November 24

Creeps McLane had the most liked content!

Community Reputation

7,386 Excellent

About Creeps McLane

  • Rank
    Brewing Guru
  • Birthday 05/04/1986

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Titletown WI
  • Interests
    Beer, ummm... ? thats about it...

Recent Profile Visitors

13,295 profile views

Single Status Update

See all updates by Creeps McLane

  1. Not for the easily offended:

     

    the flu 2019 timeline

     

    1230 pm yesterday: running to the bathroom (What the hell did I eat?)

     

    1245 & 100: running to the bathroom. Now I know what it is. I texted the wife right away. Stay away, I have the flu

     

    get home from work around 130, more toilet time and I decided I needed a shower before I crawl in bed for the rest of the day.  Cant do it, the shower made me dizzy. I retreated back to bed in just my skibbies until I realized i was freezing. 
     

    330: theres a knife in my stomach. Any attempts at standing result in a 30 second timer until eruption. Now the walls have been breached and its a balancing act between sharing toilet time with my head and my southern region. Gallons, freaking gallons of pure clear water are pouring out of me. 
     

    540: same as 330 but now i dont have anything else to give. Dry heaving is the new norm however I still managed to splash over the oversized chip bowl and onto my arm. 
     

    7:00: calming down, i think I actually slept for a bit there. Sips of water are actually staying down. Puking has stopped

     

    1:00 am: my body has nothing left to give up. Its been 17 hours since ive eaten.

     

    9:00 today: like nothing ever happened. I feel great. I smell like shit but I feel great. Still haven’t eaten, its been 25 hours but my God do I feel so much better!

     

×
×
  • Create New...